animalstalkinginallcaps: WOW, WALK MUCH? EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T SMELL LIKE A JACK DANIELS TRUCK DROVE THROUGH A FERTILIZER FACTORY THE WIGGLE DANCE YOU’RE DOING JUST TRYING TO GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE PRETTY MUCH SCREAMS “I’M WASTED.” I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET ABOUT NOT GETTING THAT PROMOTION BUT IT’S 12:30, MAN. YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN. LET’S GET YOU SOME BURGER KING OR SOMETHING.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WOW, WALK MUCH?

EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T SMELL LIKE A JACK DANIELS TRUCK DROVE THROUGH A FERTILIZER FACTORY THE WIGGLE DANCE YOU’RE DOING JUST TRYING TO GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE PRETTY MUCH SCREAMS “I’M WASTED.”

I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET ABOUT NOT GETTING THAT PROMOTION BUT IT’S 12:30, MAN. YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN. LET’S GET YOU SOME BURGER KING OR SOMETHING.

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    some burger king or something
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