life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Puppy gotta live his puppy life.
This puppy has become my role model on how to live life.
(Source: yara-bear, via taisia)
"If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come."